While watching #TEACHDEM live stream on Sunday, in the process of trying to post a comment. I would have inadvertently hit the cc tab. Which would have interrupted the stream. After waiting for it to recalibrate and start running again, that was when I would have noticed that the closed caption was functional. I was about to turn it off, the cc, but then curiosity would have set in, -let’s see what it's saying, I said. The funniest of lines were to hit my gaze there and then. So I took out my phone and captured a short 3 minutes clip. This is what it looks like, hilarious.
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What was Teachdem really saying on the Sunday night show?
Now, this is my transcribed interpretation, of the same clip.
Tell me what you think when you are done. Did I get the essence of what my brother was saying, or not?
...it's us as men who destroy our relationships most of the times my brothers. Yes, we do have some women who are not easy to get along with some times I know, don't get me wrong. But generally speaking, I believe that men are at fault most of the time. So, I don't know but let's carry on. Just some acknowledgment to all of the first time visitors, welcome. Reading a question in the chat room. Have you heard about the dean of discipline at the Westmoreland school? No, I'm not quite sure. Was it the dean of discipline or was it a security guard? I don’t know if it was the dean I heard that it was a security guard, my brother, that's it, we ah. They probably suspended some students or prevent them from reentering the compound, and called the police, upon which the students would have disappeared, went and changed out of their uniforms only to return later wearing regular clothes and then ventured to attack and stab the security guard, that's what I heard. Let me know if it was really the dean my brother. Promo. To all of the people who are here for the first time, if it's not too much of a hassle, I would really appreciate your support on my second channel -jahmekyah, here's the link. This is where I showcase bits and pieces of Jamaica, beautiful Jamaica, the nice, the nice side. Got it? So, that's it, go subscribe. Now, I would have seen this thing not in the official, regular news, but it's going around on social media about the story. So, I cannot speak categorically on the specifics of the story but I did hear that something had happened.
Double murder rocks Trelawney, somebody was telling me about this on Friday night during my live stream, but I could not speak on it at the time because I did not know anything about it, prior to. After alleged gangster was killed. So, the Trelawney police are now investigating the double murder of a taxi operator and his common-law wife, in Kinloss district on Thursday night. I know that empress love to hear about the common law wife sort of things, you know! Laughing. Following the shooting death of a man who has been described as one of the parish’s top gangster, 52 years old Robert Gardener and 50-year-old Marcia Thomas were killed in what the police say was a reprisal for the murder of Owen “beanie-man” Green who was killed earlier that day. Reading a comment. Ah, Mr. Chelsea says, it was Eve who had influenced Adam to eat the apple. Laugh. Oney British? He is reading again. Bad mind is getting rid of British link-up you know, promoters are killing them off to make more money. You are making some bold claims there etella55. Ah, 99% of the times it's the women who are at fault, so says ace spade. Ladies, Ace spade is talking to you. He says 99% of the times. Its women who mess up a relationship. Q. Is Cookie here? I just saw someone...
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Glossary
Breda, Breda: My real brother from way back, who is not necessarily my blood-brother. More or less like when you meet and greet someone with a firm and haughty handshake, that would be equivalent to, Breda, or brother. But as for Breda, Breda? That would be the person who gets both hands in that handshake.
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